WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
i think that’s called game of thrones
Feels like a drink a socially unacceptable amount by myself. Need to enlist me a drinking partner.
the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear
It never ceases to amuse me that whenever I wear my kilt people always ask me if I have underwear on.
I never do. But it’s still always hilarious to prove the point.
when people barge into my room without asking…
one day one of my flatmates will do this when i’m masturbating and it’s going to ruin the entire experience for everyone involved.